butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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