I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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