he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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