i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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