stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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