Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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