So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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