If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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