mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
