I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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