The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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