Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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