I looked at my own cervix.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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