i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
