Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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