no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
FUCK WHALES
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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