just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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