party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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