I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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