U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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