DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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