why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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