So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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