My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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