im having a threesome with these popsicles
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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