i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
barbara walters just said penis...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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