okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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