Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
