i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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