I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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