I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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