her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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