I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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