if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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