i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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