I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize