OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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