I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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