you would pick up someone in the library
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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