lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Do plants get herpes?
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