There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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