Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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