I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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