Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
