He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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