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a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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