Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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