I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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