absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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