Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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