According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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