Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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