I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
