DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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