Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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